Dumb Laws

Wisconsin: State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
     Well this really sucks because I heard that the only way to eat apple pie is with Cheese!! duh!!
Hawaii: Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
     Well im going to take it that there aren't any cheap magicians in this state??!!
New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
     I mean isn't that the point of jumping off of a building anyway? i mean who would be dumb enough to do it just for fun?
New Mexico: Nudity is allowed, provided that male genitals are covered.
     So then whats the point of being nude if you can't see it all right?!!! And What about females??                                                #freethenipple

So Many Mistakes!

if i had to pick a mistake that i had made that would be my favorite i would say that it would probably be when i got my haircut up to my shoulders after it was down to my rib-cage. i dont know why but one day i was bored at home and i wanted my hair cut, so i went and got it cut. the terrible part about that was i said i wanted it cut about a half of an inch and then they cut it all of they way up to my shoulders. oh my goodness i was so mad about that. i literally didn't know what i wanted to do after that. my hair was so long and then all of it just got cut off. i learned that when i am super bored, i need to go outside and do something instead of just wanting to cut my hair, and i should probably go to someone else that knows how to listen to me when i say that i wanted it cut just a half of an inch, to cut it half of an inch!!!

Operation Save the Rabbit!

If I had to go out and help find that gosh darn Easter bunny I would probably have my sister Whitney help  me… well mainly for only one reason and that is because she is almost 27 years old and she still believes in the Easter bunny so of course she will do anything to help me find him… right? so i go all of the way to South Carolina because thats where whitney likes to go during the not so hot weather. so as i am in the presence of whitney i am telling her that the Easter bunny had gone missing and i need her to help me find it. she starts bawling her eyes out, because well, why not right?. but anyways i start telling her more and more about what we have to do to find this dumb bunny. so we start going on a long road trip and we randomly end up in Montana. Weird right??! but as we are stopped to get some gas we see some really strange looking people, there were about 17 of them all about 3 feet tall. so while whitney was inside paying for the gas i walk over and start talking to these strange people. i started asking them questions about where they were from and what they were doing this far from illinois. they had told me that i looked super panicked and i told them that i was on a mission with my sister and we were trying to find the dumb Easter bunny. after i told them that they all looked super paranoid and just all ran away super quickly. when i walked back over to the car whitney was already in it. so i was telling her about those little people and i said that we needed to follow them because they seemed a little suspicious. so as we are driving for about 50 miles i see them back in the woods entering a little house. so whitney and i get out of the car and start following them. as we enter the house we see them holding the Easter bunny over a fire as if they were going to cook him. so whitney and i hurried up and beat all of the little people up and saved the Easter bunny!!! YAY!!

Salsa Shark!

when i was younger i would play with my spaghetti to pretend it was worms and hide the noodles underneath my meat and pretend that they were under the dirt. lmao god i hate my life. why was my younger life so freaking lit!! but on a real note i would totally go back to my younger life just because how dumb i was. like who would pretend that their spaghetti is worms? i mean i kniow that kids do really weird things but like to people actually hide their spaghetti under their meat just to think that it is worms in dirt? so freaking weird. i really didnt do much when i was younger because my life sucked, but yeah i think this is more than 100 words so im good now!!