Operation Save the Rabbit!

If I had to go out and help find that gosh darn Easter bunny I would probably have my sister Whitney help  me… well mainly for only one reason and that is because she is almost 27 years old and she still believes in the Easter bunny so of course she will do anything to help me find him… right? so i go all of the way to South Carolina because thats where whitney likes to go during the not so hot weather. so as i am in the presence of whitney i am telling her that the Easter bunny had gone missing and i need her to help me find it. she starts bawling her eyes out, because well, why not right?. but anyways i start telling her more and more about what we have to do to find this dumb bunny. so we start going on a long road trip and we randomly end up in Montana. Weird right??! but as we are stopped to get some gas we see some really strange looking people, there were about 17 of them all about 3 feet tall. so while whitney was inside paying for the gas i walk over and start talking to these strange people. i started asking them questions about where they were from and what they were doing this far from illinois. they had told me that i looked super panicked and i told them that i was on a mission with my sister and we were trying to find the dumb Easter bunny. after i told them that they all looked super paranoid and just all ran away super quickly. when i walked back over to the car whitney was already in it. so i was telling her about those little people and i said that we needed to follow them because they seemed a little suspicious. so as we are driving for about 50 miles i see them back in the woods entering a little house. so whitney and i get out of the car and start following them. as we enter the house we see them holding the Easter bunny over a fire as if they were going to cook him. so whitney and i hurried up and beat all of the little people up and saved the Easter bunny!!! YAY!!