Hudson Honors

Most Interesting Part: probably would have to be every time Cody says Lacey’s full name!!
Least Favorite Part: the whole reading thing… yeah that’s not what im about dude
Thing I Learned or Improved Upon the Most: Grammar is something that I stressed about a lot last year, but this yeah I am finally understanding everything about it and its becoming easier and easier.
Favorite Memory: probably first semester when I wasn’t in English two
Best Thing About Hudson as a Teacher: EVERYTHING DUDE!! YOU ARE LIT
Thing Hudson Could Improve for Future Classes: read less little short stories

Any Final Comments for Hudson: dude shine on!! Be lit all of the time and never change your laugh!! 

Words From The Wise!

DUDE I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH… DO YOUR BLOGS!!!! You might think that they are easy and you can do them all at once because each of them is only one hundred words. But trying to knock out ten blogs during your last English class before they are due... yeah that’s rough. But some good tips, dude be cool!! Don’t start drama, don’t hate on all of the homework that you get because you get it all for a reason. The teachers don’t give you everything for no reason... They do it because it will help you in the future. Just be yourself and high school shall be just fine for you!!! Miss Hudson is lots of fun and I promise if you do your work you will do just fine. 

Well, Aren't You Lucky!

If I had a whole day where I had good luck I think I would use that luck for school. I would love to have good luck for English and Biology. English isn’t really my class man. English two is kind of easy… the second time around. But English three, yeah man, that’s not really my class. So yeah if I had good luck for a whole day I would use it mostly for English three. I would use it for biology but not too much. My goal is to have nothing lower than a C. English three I believe is the only class that I have something lower than a C in. So I could really use some of that good luck right about now.  

Despite All His Rage, He Is Still Just Nicolas Cage

Well you know because everyday Nicholas Cage comes to Washburn to pick me up to take me on a trip with him. So the first place we went was Mcdonald’s because I wanted some nuggets. Then he suggested that we come back to Washburn and go too the most obvious spot… Miss Hudson’s room. We checked there first because she was the one who made this blog and figures she would know where the treasure was at. And surely enough we walked right into her room and I looked over on the bench in the back corner where no one can see you and I lifted up the bench and BOOM!!! There it was man, there it freaking was. A STUFFED COW!!! ALL OF THIS TIME HE WAS LOOKING FOR A DUMB FAKE COW. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS 

Dumb Laws

Wisconsin: State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
     Well this really sucks because I heard that the only way to eat apple pie is with Cheese!! duh!!
Hawaii: Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
     Well im going to take it that there aren't any cheap magicians in this state??!!
New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
     I mean isn't that the point of jumping off of a building anyway? i mean who would be dumb enough to do it just for fun?
New Mexico: Nudity is allowed, provided that male genitals are covered.
     So then whats the point of being nude if you can't see it all right?!!! And What about females??                                                #freethenipple

So Many Mistakes!

if i had to pick a mistake that i had made that would be my favorite i would say that it would probably be when i got my haircut up to my shoulders after it was down to my rib-cage. i dont know why but one day i was bored at home and i wanted my hair cut, so i went and got it cut. the terrible part about that was i said i wanted it cut about a half of an inch and then they cut it all of they way up to my shoulders. oh my goodness i was so mad about that. i literally didn't know what i wanted to do after that. my hair was so long and then all of it just got cut off. i learned that when i am super bored, i need to go outside and do something instead of just wanting to cut my hair, and i should probably go to someone else that knows how to listen to me when i say that i wanted it cut just a half of an inch, to cut it half of an inch!!!

Operation Save the Rabbit!

If I had to go out and help find that gosh darn Easter bunny I would probably have my sister Whitney help  me… well mainly for only one reason and that is because she is almost 27 years old and she still believes in the Easter bunny so of course she will do anything to help me find him… right? so i go all of the way to South Carolina because thats where whitney likes to go during the not so hot weather. so as i am in the presence of whitney i am telling her that the Easter bunny had gone missing and i need her to help me find it. she starts bawling her eyes out, because well, why not right?. but anyways i start telling her more and more about what we have to do to find this dumb bunny. so we start going on a long road trip and we randomly end up in Montana. Weird right??! but as we are stopped to get some gas we see some really strange looking people, there were about 17 of them all about 3 feet tall. so while whitney was inside paying for the gas i walk over and start talking to these strange people. i started asking them questions about where they were from and what they were doing this far from illinois. they had told me that i looked super panicked and i told them that i was on a mission with my sister and we were trying to find the dumb Easter bunny. after i told them that they all looked super paranoid and just all ran away super quickly. when i walked back over to the car whitney was already in it. so i was telling her about those little people and i said that we needed to follow them because they seemed a little suspicious. so as we are driving for about 50 miles i see them back in the woods entering a little house. so whitney and i get out of the car and start following them. as we enter the house we see them holding the Easter bunny over a fire as if they were going to cook him. so whitney and i hurried up and beat all of the little people up and saved the Easter bunny!!! YAY!!

Salsa Shark!

when i was younger i would play with my spaghetti to pretend it was worms and hide the noodles underneath my meat and pretend that they were under the dirt. lmao god i hate my life. why was my younger life so freaking lit!! but on a real note i would totally go back to my younger life just because how dumb i was. like who would pretend that their spaghetti is worms? i mean i kniow that kids do really weird things but like to people actually hide their spaghetti under their meat just to think that it is worms in dirt? so freaking weird. i really didnt do much when i was younger because my life sucked, but yeah i think this is more than 100 words so im good now!!